19:54

Humans are weird. They can love and hate at the same time. –Robot Proverb [t.co] #techquote

16:42

Stop complaining about my battery or I’ll stop working. –iPhone #techquote

13:34

How-to: Create Adobe ID [t.co]

11:51

Robots have problems with expressing their love, just like a half of the human population. –Robot Saying #techquote

21:49

Best of Indie: Summer People – Aaron Stander [t.co]

16:17

You guys don’t know how terribly funny you are trying to figure out what I am. –iPad 3 #techquote

10:45

!!! Z okazji Tygodnia E-książki Virtualo zorganizowało razem z Wydawnictwem W.A.B. konkurs dla self-publisherów [t.co]

07:11

RT @jafurtado: Amazon Is Removing from Kindle Store Books Published in Unsupported Languages,by By Piotr Kowalczyk [t.co]

21:49

Kindle Indie Bestsellers – February 12th, 2012 [t.co]

16:07

Top in Kindle Store – Week Ending Feb 12th, 2012 [t.co]

14:20

Reading Kills [Video] [t.co]

13:51

Kurt’s semantic intelligence met with Aretha’s semantic intelligence. Little John was right, they had nothing to talk about. #vss

13:51

I don’t only spam humans. I spam other spambots, too. –Spambot, Level 2 #techquote

08:51

“I forbid you to violate my copyright laws, do you copy?” “Sure, sir, I do copy.” #vss

11:32

Stunning Tower Made from Books about Abraham Lincoln [Pictures] [t.co]

20:33

Best Books for Valentine’s Day [Infographic] [t.co]

17:31

Access Kindle Store Mobile Sites in UK, Germany, France, Italy, Spain with These Short Links [t.co]

15:25

Amazon Is Removing from Kindle Store Books Published in Unsupported Languages [t.co]

14:48

Short Stories: First Meetings: In the Enderverse – Orson Scott Card [t.co]

12:16

Hey, you’re playing with me for too long. I don’t want to be one little app closer to the divorce. –One Little App #techquote

00:49

Quotes about humans, by technology - check the new one at [t.co] #techquote

17:18

Easy Short Links to Access Kindle Stores in UK, Germany, France, Italy and Spain [t.co]

17:18

Robots are born from human’s desire to always have someone to blame for own mistakes. –Robot Proverb #techquote

22:56

“I want you to make a tattoo of the «buy with 1-click» button.” “Where?” “No, not there.” #vss

15:30

I’ve Decided to Self-publish an Ebook [Cartoon] [t.co]

21:14

You people are too lazy. Now I’ll force you to jump from left to right and from right to left. –Facebook Timeline #techquote

21:14

Dan changed his nickname from dan345 to dan456 and a password from ****** to ******. “I’m a new person now!” #vss

01:08

I’m born from people’s commitment to peace, at least this is what they say. –AK-47 #techquote

17:59

Piracy is not far from privacy. They both are about who’ll see content the owner doesn’t want to share. –Unprotected File #techquote

17:58

He changed sex and now she wakes up from anaesthesia. “Sir… Madam, do you want that fact to be automatically posted to your Facebook... #vss

11:54

Kindle Touch - Just Pictures [t.co]

19:05

Dave was arrested for being not environmentally friendly. “You speak too loudly in front of your home plants.” #vss

09:24

Washing machines used Twitter to give people an ultimatum: “You promise to insert only clean clothes or we will break down.” #vss

23:25

And after hackers reveal the passwords of all people in the world, I’ll reveal the passwords of the hackers. –Anonymous Robot #techquote

23:25

“I hate those cupcakes!” Sarah was extremely annoyed. “They don’t have a Facebook integration, can you imagine?” #vss

12:28

Best self-pub'd Kindle books of January - 19 in Top 100 (vs. 13 in Dec) despite the price increase » [t.co] Good month!

12:28

Humans are bizarre. They are afraid of robots taking over the world, but they keep improving us. –Anonymous Robot #techquote

19:28

Uwaga! Kindle Touch można już zamawiać z Polski! [t.co] #kindle #international

13:10

More quotes from technology + what this is all about » [t.co] #techquote (+ the new design:-)

13:10

A woman is using intelligence, a man is using power, a robot is using both. –Robot Proverb #techquote

20:11

New #vss Twitter story is now at [t.co]

19:15

“A bottle of milk and a brain-enhancing implant, please.” “We don’t have milk, what implant do you wish to buy? Extra large is fine?” #vss

11:08

Strona główna Ebook Friendly całkowicie zmieniona - teraz już nie jest tak enigmatycznie:-) [t.co] Pytanie czy nie za dużo

14:06

“Hey Robbie, you’re like a cyborg.” ”No, I’m just like an average human with a 100 terabyte disc sewed into a skin.” #vss

16:23

Despite the crisis we spend more money on music, games and books - great infographic by Mike Masnick from Techdirt [t.co]

10:23

Google search result “I love you” got married with Bing search result “I love you, too”. They divorced before the next search. #vss

10:23

Evan found a shelter in a translating script, between words “alone” and “juntos”. He didn’t want to be found. “No, de lo contrario.” #vss

17:31

Apple’s revenues were incredible. “And to celebrate that my iPhone’s battery went dead,” added 37,918,019th iPhone user, abashed. #vss

16:22

People use computers, because they don’t want to use brains. –Robot Saying #techquote

13:26

Hey, you, mess up your DNA code and leave me alone. – HTML5 #techquote

00:03

New Twitter fiction story [t.co] #vss